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Aviod the Headache: Three Easy Tips to Backup Your Data

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

As many of you may or may not know, when I’m not moonlighting as a suave super-cool book-publisher-ninja-spy, I eek out a living as an IT nerd. Or according to my business card, a Network Consultant….

Although most of my clients are businesses I do on occasion make house calls. These house calls usually fall into one of two categories. 

There’s the:

 ”Uh, I was surfing on this totally non porn site last night and now I’m getting these weird pop-ups on my screen telling me my computer isn’t safe and I need to give them my credit card to buy an Anti-Virus program…” kind.

Or the:

“Uh, my pet rhinoceros slipped on a banana peel in my office last night and fell on my laptop…” kind. Okay maybe the rhino one doesn’t happen all that often.

In any event, the first question I ask is: “Do you have any sort of backup of your data?” Guess what the answer usually is?

People, listen to me. Computers break. They break all the time. They sit up at night and calculate when the worst possible time to crash would be… and then they do it! I have been an IT nerd for over ten years and the reason I’m still in business is because computers break. HPs, IBMs, Dells, Gateways, and yes even those precious Macs will eventually shrivel up and die.

The good news however is that these days computers are dirt cheap.  Thanks to the World Wide Web if you are a thrifty shopper you can buy yourself a whole new computer for about 200 bucks.  So, if your pet rhino does smash up your hard drive, no biggie, that can be replaced for less than fifty bucks.

HOWEVER, that thesis you’ve been working on for last six months, those pictures of your grandchild’s first birthday party, those scanned documents outlining the government’s plot to assassinate JFK… those are now gone.  Like forever gone… unless… YOU HAVE A BACKUP! 

So now that I’ve gotten the lecturing off my chest, here are 3 quick and easy things you can do to avoid disaster in the future:

  • Windows XP, Vista, and 7 all have a nifty built in program called, oddly enough, Backup.  Use this program to backup all of your stuff to an external hard drive.  Why an external hard drive?  Because it’s “external” to your PC.  The theory being that it’s unlikely that both devices will crap out at the same time.   Unless of course your house gets hit by a meteor… but then you have bigger problems.   External hard drives can be bought just about anywhere they sell electronics and can be found for under 100 bucks.

 

  • Back your data up online.  Now a days there are tons of companies out there that will for a fee backup your data and store it at their facility.  This is done via your internet connection.   Check out: http://mozy.com/  or http://www.idrive.com/ for a couple of examples.  The nice thing about backing your data up online is that your data is now stored at a separate location.  So in the event that something catastrophic does happen at your home (see meteor) your data should be safely resting at a quiet climate controlled facility for you to retrieve… once the fire department puts your house out.

 

  • Backup your data to CD or DVD.  While a bit cumbersome by today’s standards, the tried and true method of copying data to a CD or DVD is still a perfectly acceptable means of storing your info that you’d rather not lose.  In some cases, say like for storing photos or documents, it is even preferred as there are no moving parts on said CD/DVD to break.  Thus for long term data storage, backing info up on those round coasters is a great idea.  Again, Windows XP, Vista, and 7 and Mac OSX all have the capability to copy info to a CD-RW or DVD-RW.  If for some reason your PC/Mac does not have a CD or DVD burner in it you can probably buy one online for 15 bucks.

So I hope I’ve given you a couple of ideas on ways you can save yourself from a real headache when the inevitable computer crash comes around. Don’t be a slacker. If you’re not backing things up regularly… get on it. Remember, it’s not “if”… it’s “when”.

Literacy Resources: Our Cry For Help

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

 

It’s all been fun and games up until now.  It’s been battles between Dinosaurs and Princesses, Fort Building, and Chore Shirking.  Well, that is about to be supplemented with “useful” information.  I know, I know, it will be a tough adjustment, but we must all grow up sometime!

 

Every so often, we are going to sprinkle in an informative and well-researched article that will be a part of our library of “Literacy Resources”.  We figured, “Why link to external sites when we already know everything there is to know about everything?”

 

Importantly, we’ll also be able to write a few articles about why Personalized Children’s Books are a bajillion times better than normal ones… Reason one, they’re customizable.  Reason two, they’re awesome… um…  I’m sure we’ll think of more reasons.

 

We have our work cut out for us, creating an original article to replace each of the links on our Resources page, so we are asking for YOUR HELP!  If you’d like to be a guest blogger on our site, contact us.  We also know there are thousands of Elementary Education majors out there with relevant thesis papers just gathering dust.  Send ‘em over and we’ll give you the attention you deserve! 

 

Conjugated Linoleic Acid

 

My wife’s 128 page thesis, “The Effects of Conjugated Linoleic Acid Supplementation with Resistance Exercise and Amino Acid Supplementation in Aging Women”.  Sadly, I don’t think it will be relevant.

Creativity: Let Your Garden Grow

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

  

As an author, I am often asked where I get my ideas from. Some people assume that artists are born a higher quantity of a finite substance called “creativity”. It follows logically that regular folks, who were not blessed with whimsy, must safeguard their limited amount or it will run out like a depleted well.

 

Creativity is more like a Mogwai. When it is watered, it spawns more and more Mogwai, but never feed your Mogwai after midnight because then it will become a Gremlin.

 

 Mogwai  Gremlin
           MOGWAI                             GREMLIN

 

Wait…  Let’s try again.  Creativity is like gardening.  You create a space and prepare it.  You make sure the soil is fertilized and that the area will get enough sun.  You decide what to you’d like to grow and plant your seeds.  You water every day and weed when needed.  You ward off pests to protect your crop.  You watch like a proud parent as your fruits and vegetables grow big, strong and beautiful.  You reap your harvest and lo, and behold, you have hundreds more seeds that you could plant over again.

 

You don’t need a designated space to be creative, but it helps. A space where you feel safe to explore and experiment is a protected, fertile environment to plant your ideas. Then you need to water them with attention. They can’t grow without you actively giving your time and energy.

 

You need to protect yourself and your ideas from others who may be negative or judgmental. They may destroy your creation before it is ever fully realized. When your creation is fully formed, it will be self sufficient and resilient, with a life of its own.

 

Locust   Pest

             PEST                               PEST

 

During the whole process, you will have discovered a hundred other opportunities to start again in another way and you will be nourished by your previous success.

 

It’s a corny analogy (get it, corny), but it is apt enough. Creativity takes follow-through on an idea and that same follow-through leads to more ideas. Creativity takes a risk. Some ideas may “die”, but others will blossom more successfully than you could have imagined.

 

You may have one idea that you’ve been saving, holding on to it because you’ve thought your creativity was finite. I suggest you plant it and create a garden teeming with life.

 

Your Bounty

RULER OF SPACE: Sneak Peek

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

 

In addition to authoring these books, it has been my extreme pleasure to work with our talented artists and to see them transform the black and white words into worlds of color and imagination.  I’m always interested to see details and scenarios emerge in the artwork that had never occured to me when writing the text.

 

The artists have been subjected to my terrible dictatorship as they work through draft after draft, page after page, and Sara (for some reason) came back for more punishment to illustrate our next book “RULER OF SPACE”.  Actually, the process is extremely collaborative and I think the results are fantastic.  In order to help you understand the time and effort our artists pour into their works, I invite you to follow the journey of Sara’s sketches to a final page.  It’s a lot like making a movie.

 

initial sketches

 

First, Sara sketched out numerous body and head shapes to find the right proportions and style for our main characters.  In the movies, this part would be ”casting”.

 

sketch3 sketch4

 

Then the characters went into wardrobe and makeup…

 

storyboard1

 

Then she started to build the set…  We realized we needed a throne…

 

storyboard5

 

and a throne room… we loved the living alien throne so Sara made it bigger. 

 

Then we rehearsed…

 

storyboard8

 

And… action!

 

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CUT!  This scene is a wrap!  Stay tuned for more sneak peeks as we keep filming.

Writers Block

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

 

Ugh! Look at that blank page.  Curser blinking mockingly, “I’m ready… ready… ready… what’s the hold up?”  You are physically unable to write. Frozen. You’ve got writers block!

 

frustration

 

Fortunately for you this problem is not even real.  That’s right, it’s not real.  You are still thinking in words (probably something along the lines of, “It was a dark and stormy night… nah, it’s been done… It was a sunny and temperate brunch… ugh”) and this is good news because it means that you can still write.

 

You still know how to press keys down and in which order to correctly spell out all the words you’re thinking (well maybe not “conscientiously” but that’s what spell-check is for).  So there you have it, you are not faced with an INABILITY to write, you are suffering from an attack of confidence.

 

Don’t be such a baby.

 

No one is going to read what you write right now.  You’ll make sure to that.  But you ARE going to write SOMETHING and it’ll go something like this:  “I don’t know what to write.  None of my ideas are any good.  I wanted to write about the struggles of maintaining morality in the hard, wild West, but the only character I can think of looks and sounds exactly like John Wayne.  I’m not a writer, writers come up with original characters.  My whole book will populate all of Wyoming with 6 foot tall carbon copies of John Wayne, each one being more brave and upstanding than the next.

 

Hey, there you go.  John Wayne shows down with John Wayne to see who’s more brave and righteous…”

 

Okay, what I just wrote is TERRIBLE.  But you know what?  I want to write now.   I want to write about a land populated exclusively of damsels and heroes with no one to play the bad guy or bartender.  Moral: there is no good without evil.  It could be fun.

 

Just start and let the rest take care of itself. My friend Sylvia Plath put it this way: “Everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.”

 

My pal Scott Adams (the guy who does those “Dilbert” comics) put it this way: “Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”

 

And my neighbor’s uncle Ray Bradbury (the sci-fi guy) wrote me a telegram to give to you, it reads: “Don’t think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It’s self-conscious, and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can’t try to do things. You simply must do things.”

 

They all basically say the same thing.  What’s stopping you is your doubt about the quality or value of your ideas.  Don’t kill them before they get on paper.  KILL THEM AFTER!  Have NO MERCY on them!  But give them a shot at least.  They may lead you somewhere unexpected.