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Flight of the Lawnchair Man

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

 

I just returned from an engagement with Cedar Rapids Opera Theatre, playing Leonardo DaVinci in their production of “Flight of the Lawnchair Man”. It was a great time spent with a really fun cast and the end result was well appreciated by the Cedar Rapidians. For them, it was a celebration of hometown composer Rob Nassif and writer Peter Ullian.

 

 

For the cast, it was a energetic, silly show about a guy who hasn’t made much of his life and decides to tie a bunch of balloons to a lawnchair and fly away. If you’re saying to yourself, “So it’s like that Pixar movie UP”, you’re not the only one to make that connection, but Rob Nassif will be the first to tell you that Lawnchair Man was written first!

 

 

Nassif, however, didn’t create his ballooner from scratch either. Larry Walters, or “Lawnchair Larry” made his helium powered flight in 1982. When asked by a reporter why he did it, he replied, “A man can’t just sit around.” In my opinion, it would have been much funnier if there were a question mark at the end, making it a rhetorical question.

 

Nassif added his own “why” at the close of the musical: “Why do we explore the air? Because it isn’t there!”

 

I knew I had heard that somewhere before too…

 

 

Which brings me to my point.  We can’t all be the first or only ones to do something like fly a lawnchair, write a story about balloon flight, or make customizable children’s books, but we can put our personal stamp on those themes and make them ours. This is the genius behind memes like Downfall, where the original spawns thousands of offshoots, each different from the next. 

 

 

This goes for life and not just art or internet memes.  Being original isn’t about being the first or the only, it’s about being uniquely YOU.

 

Story Telling Flash Cards

Sunday, May 30th, 2010

 

Tired of reading the same books over and over?  Making story time even more fun is easier than you think with story time flash cards.  A little while ago, I made a new deck of CLUE cards to accommodate an extra player to join Professor Plum, Miss Scarlet, and the gang: The Detective.  I realized that when you cut poster board into uniform rectangles and attach printed photos to them with a gluestick, you have a “Real” looking deck of whatever you please.

 

Students make flash cards all the time to help learn math, languages, and just about any other subject.  They are easy to make and best of all, though they stay the same, they recombine to be different every time!

 

Here’s what you’ll need:

 

  • 1 poster board
  • 1 glue stick
  • Scissors
  • Any group of images (use old magazines or print images from the internet)

 

Cut the poster board into uniform rectangles, trace a deck of cards if you like.  Paste the images onto one side and allow to dry.  Shuffle and “Deal”.

 

Dealing means to try to connect the cards into one story. Here is my story:

 

There once was a pair of men named Tony and Ynot.  Tony always did things forwards and Ynot always did things backwards.

 

 

One day a traveling circus arrived in Tony and Ynot’s town by boat.  They were excited to start their next show.

 

 

Unfortunately, the devil met Tony on his way to see the circus and offered him a little box.  Tony was scared and ran away.

 

 

He ran away but the devil changed into a little man and followed him everywhere he went on a donkey.  All Tony wanted was to go to the Circus.

 

 

Ynot decided that he wanted to go too and got in his upside down boat (Ynot did everything backwards) and made sure that his wife rode outside the boat (Ynot did everything backwards).

 

 

The circus performers started to unpack their unicycles and juggling pins.

 

 

Tony gave Ynot a piggy back ride to the circus because, well, Ynot does everything backwards.

 

 

The end.

 

It’s not a great story, but it makes story time into a game and I promise you I had fun.  Your child can even get in on telling the story by describing what’s on the card.  If you make a good enough deck, your children can entertain themselves with it on long car rides.  Give it a try, you may find that you (and your children) have a better knack for making up stories than you realized.

 

Aviod the Headache: Three Easy Tips to Backup Your Data

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

As many of you may or may not know, when I’m not moonlighting as a suave super-cool book-publisher-ninja-spy, I eek out a living as an IT nerd. Or according to my business card, a Network Consultant….

Although most of my clients are businesses I do on occasion make house calls. These house calls usually fall into one of two categories. 

There’s the:

 ”Uh, I was surfing on this totally non porn site last night and now I’m getting these weird pop-ups on my screen telling me my computer isn’t safe and I need to give them my credit card to buy an Anti-Virus program…” kind.

Or the:

“Uh, my pet rhinoceros slipped on a banana peel in my office last night and fell on my laptop…” kind. Okay maybe the rhino one doesn’t happen all that often.

In any event, the first question I ask is: “Do you have any sort of backup of your data?” Guess what the answer usually is?

People, listen to me. Computers break. They break all the time. They sit up at night and calculate when the worst possible time to crash would be… and then they do it! I have been an IT nerd for over ten years and the reason I’m still in business is because computers break. HPs, IBMs, Dells, Gateways, and yes even those precious Macs will eventually shrivel up and die.

The good news however is that these days computers are dirt cheap.  Thanks to the World Wide Web if you are a thrifty shopper you can buy yourself a whole new computer for about 200 bucks.  So, if your pet rhino does smash up your hard drive, no biggie, that can be replaced for less than fifty bucks.

HOWEVER, that thesis you’ve been working on for last six months, those pictures of your grandchild’s first birthday party, those scanned documents outlining the government’s plot to assassinate JFK… those are now gone.  Like forever gone… unless… YOU HAVE A BACKUP! 

So now that I’ve gotten the lecturing off my chest, here are 3 quick and easy things you can do to avoid disaster in the future:

  • Windows XP, Vista, and 7 all have a nifty built in program called, oddly enough, Backup.  Use this program to backup all of your stuff to an external hard drive.  Why an external hard drive?  Because it’s “external” to your PC.  The theory being that it’s unlikely that both devices will crap out at the same time.   Unless of course your house gets hit by a meteor… but then you have bigger problems.   External hard drives can be bought just about anywhere they sell electronics and can be found for under 100 bucks.

 

  • Back your data up online.  Now a days there are tons of companies out there that will for a fee backup your data and store it at their facility.  This is done via your internet connection.   Check out: http://mozy.com/  or http://www.idrive.com/ for a couple of examples.  The nice thing about backing your data up online is that your data is now stored at a separate location.  So in the event that something catastrophic does happen at your home (see meteor) your data should be safely resting at a quiet climate controlled facility for you to retrieve… once the fire department puts your house out.

 

  • Backup your data to CD or DVD.  While a bit cumbersome by today’s standards, the tried and true method of copying data to a CD or DVD is still a perfectly acceptable means of storing your info that you’d rather not lose.  In some cases, say like for storing photos or documents, it is even preferred as there are no moving parts on said CD/DVD to break.  Thus for long term data storage, backing info up on those round coasters is a great idea.  Again, Windows XP, Vista, and 7 and Mac OSX all have the capability to copy info to a CD-RW or DVD-RW.  If for some reason your PC/Mac does not have a CD or DVD burner in it you can probably buy one online for 15 bucks.

So I hope I’ve given you a couple of ideas on ways you can save yourself from a real headache when the inevitable computer crash comes around. Don’t be a slacker. If you’re not backing things up regularly… get on it. Remember, it’s not “if”… it’s “when”.

Literacy Resources: Our Cry For Help

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

 

It’s all been fun and games up until now.  It’s been battles between Dinosaurs and Princesses, Fort Building, and Chore Shirking.  Well, that is about to be supplemented with “useful” information.  I know, I know, it will be a tough adjustment, but we must all grow up sometime!

 

Every so often, we are going to sprinkle in an informative and well-researched article that will be a part of our library of “Literacy Resources”.  We figured, “Why link to external sites when we already know everything there is to know about everything?”

 

Importantly, we’ll also be able to write a few articles about why Personalized Children’s Books are a bajillion times better than normal ones… Reason one, they’re customizable.  Reason two, they’re awesome… um…  I’m sure we’ll think of more reasons.

 

We have our work cut out for us, creating an original article to replace each of the links on our Resources page, so we are asking for YOUR HELP!  If you’d like to be a guest blogger on our site, contact us.  We also know there are thousands of Elementary Education majors out there with relevant thesis papers just gathering dust.  Send ‘em over and we’ll give you the attention you deserve! 

 

Conjugated Linoleic Acid

 

My wife’s 128 page thesis, “The Effects of Conjugated Linoleic Acid Supplementation with Resistance Exercise and Amino Acid Supplementation in Aging Women”.  Sadly, I don’t think it will be relevant.

Creativity: Let Your Garden Grow

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

  

As an author, I am often asked where I get my ideas from. Some people assume that artists are born a higher quantity of a finite substance called “creativity”. It follows logically that regular folks, who were not blessed with whimsy, must safeguard their limited amount or it will run out like a depleted well.

 

Creativity is more like a Mogwai. When it is watered, it spawns more and more Mogwai, but never feed your Mogwai after midnight because then it will become a Gremlin.

 

 Mogwai  Gremlin
           MOGWAI                             GREMLIN

 

Wait…  Let’s try again.  Creativity is like gardening.  You create a space and prepare it.  You make sure the soil is fertilized and that the area will get enough sun.  You decide what to you’d like to grow and plant your seeds.  You water every day and weed when needed.  You ward off pests to protect your crop.  You watch like a proud parent as your fruits and vegetables grow big, strong and beautiful.  You reap your harvest and lo, and behold, you have hundreds more seeds that you could plant over again.

 

You don’t need a designated space to be creative, but it helps. A space where you feel safe to explore and experiment is a protected, fertile environment to plant your ideas. Then you need to water them with attention. They can’t grow without you actively giving your time and energy.

 

You need to protect yourself and your ideas from others who may be negative or judgmental. They may destroy your creation before it is ever fully realized. When your creation is fully formed, it will be self sufficient and resilient, with a life of its own.

 

Locust   Pest

             PEST                               PEST

 

During the whole process, you will have discovered a hundred other opportunities to start again in another way and you will be nourished by your previous success.

 

It’s a corny analogy (get it, corny), but it is apt enough. Creativity takes follow-through on an idea and that same follow-through leads to more ideas. Creativity takes a risk. Some ideas may “die”, but others will blossom more successfully than you could have imagined.

 

You may have one idea that you’ve been saving, holding on to it because you’ve thought your creativity was finite. I suggest you plant it and create a garden teeming with life.

 

Your Bounty