Santa Baby

 

construction worker

 

Santa baby, slip an JigSaw under the tree, for me

I’ve been an awful good boy

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

 

Santa baby, a stainless steel propane outdoor grill,

BTU’s

hemi-powered-grill

I’ll wait up for you dear

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

 

 

 

Think of all the games I’ve missed

Think of all the chores that still persist

Next year I could do so much more

It’ll help me check off my Honey-Do list

Boo doo bee doo

 

Santa honey, I want an Autobot and that’s

Not a lot

autobot

I’ve been an angel all year

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

 

Santa cutie, there’s one thing I really do need,

The feed

To the Heavyweight Fight

Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

 

Santa Baby, Fill my stockings with TexMex

And sex

A T-Rex would be fine

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

 

Come and trim my Christmas tree

With a Hedge Trimmer, lifetime guaranteed

I really do believe in you

Let’s see if you believe in me

Boo doo bee doo

 

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,

An X-Wing

xwing

The real thing

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

 

Hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight

 

Construction_worker

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