Archive for July, 2009

The Book of One Syllable

Friday, July 31st, 2009

 

Sure, the title is an oxymoron, but it can’t be helped.  The children’s stories inside the book, however, are composed entirely of words that have just one word sound.  Hey, there we go!  It should be called “The Book of One Sound Words”. 

 

Published in 1842, the author Esther Bakewell writes:  Though in words of one syllable, “The Book of One Syllable” is not meant for a child when first he learns to read; it is meant for him when he knows such words at sight.   The tales are told in these small words, that a child need not have to stop to spell, but that he may be led on and on till he comes to the end.  May he feel when he does come to the end, that the read has not been a task.

 

Despite its implication that only little boys should read this book, it is a very nice sentiment.  Here is a book designed for kids to enjoy and succeed in.

 

I particularly enjoyed the “scientifically accurate” entries about the Sun and Moon, such as this one:  “No one knows of what the sun is made, nor how it is that it gives so much heat and light; but most wise men think that it is a world like our own, where men can live, and not be burnt more than we are burnt by the heat of the earth.”   ummmmm…

 

 Let’s read on!

 

Book of One Syllable

 

THE SUN

 

The sun is a large world of much more size and weight than the earth and all the stars that move round it. It is by its great weight that it draws them all to it, and if they did not move fast and far in a course that takes them from the sun, all those stars that move round it with our world would be drawn to it in a short time. No one knows of what the sun is made, nor how it is that it gives so much heat and light; but most wise men think that it is a world like our own, where men can live, and not be burnt more than we are burnt by the heat of the earth. What makes the light and heat is a thing that seems strange to all. Some think that the clouds round it give out the light; that the black spots which are seen on the sun are large holes in the clouds round it, through which the sun is seen, and that the black spots are parts of the real sun. The sun shines and gives out heat to all the stars, which could not move in their orbs if the sun did not draw them to it; for they would else fly off through space.

 

THE MOON

 

What is the bright moon, that shines so in the sky?

 

It is a world like ours, but not so large; and boys and girls may live there, and go to school and play, as they do on this earth. To boys or girls who live in the moon this earth of ours shines like a large moon, and must give a great deal more light to them than their moon does to us. They could see to read and write by the light of the earth quite well.

 

The moon gives light from the sun, and does not shine with its own light; and so the earth would give back the sun’s light to the men in the moon.

 

There are land and sea, and hills and dales, in the moon; and the marks we see on it, like a face, are the lights and shades of the land, the hills, and the sea. There are hills too which are on fire, and they can be seen through a large spy-glass. Some men have thought they could make a spy-glass so large as would let them see the boys and girls in the moon, but they have not yet done it.

 

What a strange sight would it be if we could see them all at work!

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Comic Strips that Age Well

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

 

Like a good wine or cheese, a really fine comic strip gets even better as the years go by. Over and over again, I’ve reread my collections of The Far Side by Douglas Adams and discovered that time had unlocked another joke for me to appreciate.

 

I’ve gathered a very short list of the comics that I loved as a child, even if I didn’t know why.

 

The Far Side, Douglas Adams

 

For Kids: The drawings are silly and often have talking animals or people being hit in the face.

 

Far Side Neanderthal Creativity

 

For Adults: Larson’s humor is inimitable, smart, and always surprising. Using his iconic single panel, he suggests a past, present, and future to each unique situation in the Far Side Universe. This Cause-and-Effect set up, employing the reader to supply the punch line, turns each strip into a puzzle that is entertaining to solve.

 

Far Side Einsteins Breakthrough

 

Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Waterson

 

For Kids: Calvin is an extremely sympathetic character to every child. They read through his eyes… they want to BE Calvin, and they already are.  “I agree with you Calvin,” they cry, school lunches are gross! I want to be Spaceman Spiff! 
 

Calvin and Hobbes, Frog

 

For Adults: The strip bounces easily back and forth between kid humor and adult pontification. It rings unfalteringly TRUE both ways. And if kids can see themselves in and become Calvin, adults can recognize themselves in the parents as well as see Calvin in a whole new light. The day I found myself siding with the Parents in one strip was the day I made a snow angel to prove I still could.

 

Calvin and Hobbes, Beards and Babes

 

Peanuts, Charles M. Schultz

 

For Kids: To be honest, I wasn’t a big Charlie Brown fan as a child. I was, however, a big Snoopy fan. He was a million times better than Marmaduke or Fred Bassett. My personal favorites were always the WWI flying ace episodes.

 

Snoopy

 

For Adults: I think that the reason I may not have liked Charlie as a kid was that Charlie is actually a grown up in disguise. The world isn’t fair or magical to Charlie, it is disappointing. The magic of Schultz is that he somehow makes this funny instead of depressing.

 

Peanuts, Never See Charlie Laugh

 

Which old comics have you found hidden layers to?  Tell us about it in the Comments!

Storytelling Tips: Far, Far, Away…

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Who says you even need a book to tell a story at bedtime? For thousands of years, parents have been spinning intricate tales for their children, and we’d love to see that continue. We’ve already touched on The Rule of Three, so let’s talk about settings.

 

Sometimes, the limitations of reality just get in the way of a good story. That’s why there are plenty of fictional lands to which we can travel in our storytelling. To help you spiff up your storytelling, we’re providing a handy list of some good settings that can not only set your characters on unexpected journeys, but provide you a chance to get creative when describing your customizable scenes.

 

Never Never Land

 

NeverNever Land: Sure it’s been used, but that’s what makes it so easy. Just forget Peter and stick with the Lost Boys. There is no wish-fulfillment story better than flying! Pirates, Indians, and fairies abound in NeverNeverLand. What happens when the Lost Boys and the Indians accidentally stumble upon the Pirates’ treasure?…

 

alice in wonderland

 

Wonderland: What is Wonderland without Alice? Amazing! For those who can’t stand a wholesome story with a normal plot and normal bad guys, Wonderland is the place for you. Crazy tea parties, Uptight Rabbits, Homicidal Playing Cards, Hooka Smoking Caterpillars, the list goes on. The trick to wonderland is that the crazy characters must THINK that they are perfectly normal. It also isn’t important to drive the plot. Just watch them be themselves.

 

Timbuktu

 

Timbuktu: Technically, Timbuktu is a real city in the African country of Mali. It was once a thriving center of trade and Muslim scholarship in the 14th-16th centuries. This in itself is a good start for a story, but the best part about the place is the name. It sounds foreign and magical, so make it that way. Who knows what kind of nefarious characters lurked in the markets plotting to kidnap the King’s daughter. If only there were a brave beggar boy in the right place at the right time…

 

Atlantis

 

Atlantis: We can go two ways with this one, an Island above or under the sea! Under the Sea opens up a lot of possibilities with scary sharks or squids, as well as sunken ships and treasure. The unsunken island can be fun, too. In order for it to be undiscovered so long, it must be moving around. A little princess on a floating island could go some pretty fun places.

 

Mars Astronauts

 

Mars: Sure there is no air or water on Mars, but don’t let that spoil your fun? Maybe all the good stuff is underground. Finding a robotic puppy in the Martian subterranean city might take several nights of storytime…

 

Journey to the Center of the Earth

 

Center of the Earth: There are definitely dinosaurs down there… ’nuff said.

 

Candy Land

 

Candyland: Everything is delicious, edible, and colorful. The only problem? The lollipops are at war with the gumdrops! I see a candycane battering ram in the distance… Of course, the lollipops and gumdrops will both realize that the best thing to do is share the chocolate lake because there is will be plenty for everyone now that the chocolate chip rain has returned…

 

 Shangri La

 

Shangri La: A more awesome version of Brigadoon, this city can come and go as it pleases. It also has dragons, gold, monks, and (what the heck) Lygers. I imagine the monks have been desperately looking for some children who can help them with their terrible Muppet infestation. Yeah, that’s right, they are there filming “Muppets Hit the Himalayas”.

 

EXTRA HINT: Make a MAP! Before you start, make a map like the handy one of Never Never Land of YOUR far, far away land. Throw in The Lair of Ninjas, The Chasm of Cave Bears, The Fields of BrushYourTeeth, and the Castle of DontHitYourSister and use it to chart the course of your little adventurers!

FORTS: Making kids safer since forever

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

 

Ah, yes, the Fort.  Kids want a space to call their own, and so they make them.  They carve out a place in the world that is 100% THEIRS, and you have to say the password to get in!   This is MJM Books Guide to FORTS.

 

Blanket Fort

 

BLANKET FORT

 

Materials: Blankets, Chairs, String, Wall Tacks, Books

 Most Resistant to: Magic Spells and Creatures. 

Most Vulnerable to: Sabotage/Collapse.

Bestest Feature:  Versatility (size, configuration, color, entrances/exits)

 

Sick Fort 2 

 

STICK FORT

 

Materials: Sticks, Logs, Stones, Moss, Bark, String

Most Resistant to: Girls… blech!

Most Vulnerable to: Older Brothers

Bestest Feature:  Durability, Useful for Whole Summer if Properly Maintained

 

Pillow Fort

 

PILLOW FORT

 

Materials:  Couch Cusions, Pillows, Blankets, Hope

Most Resistant to: Light, Multiple Occupants

Most Vulnerable to: Big Dogs, Gravity, Claustrophobia

Bestest Feature:  Ease of Construction, Reconstruction, Reconstruction…

 

snow fort

 

SNOW FORT

 

Materials:  Snow, Sticks, Food Coloring

Most Resistant To:  Snowballs

Most Vulnerable To:  High Temperatures

Bestest Feature:  Possibility of War

 

Castle

 

NON KID-BUILT FORT

 

Materials: Safe Things

Most Resistant to: Pride and Ownership

Most Vulnerable to: Boredom

Bestest Feature:  ummmm….

 

And there you have it!  MJM Books’ guide to Forts.  Please choose your fort wisely and get started, Kiddos!

I’m 3 Feet Tall Again

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

 

Writing good children’s books is about seeing the world through the eyes of a child.  So when my wife, who is a rising star in the field of Dietetics, was put up for 4 nights at the Amalfi Hotel  in downtown Chicago for an intense weekend of committee meetings, I decided to tag along and PLAY.

 

My goal is simple, rather than having my staycation resemble this movie:

 

 lost in translation

 

I decided it should be more like this Disney TV show:

 

 Suite Life of Zack and Cody

 

As my wife tries to slogs her way through daylong meetings, I’ve gone on a knee-high photo safari throughout the hotel to ”see through the eyes of a child”.  Let’s see what we discover!

 

These Beds are Huge-mongous!

These Beds are Huge-mongous!

The Elevator is Faaaaaar Away

The Elevator is Faaaaaar Away

 

Almoooost...

Almoooost...

 

What's THAT do?

What's THAT do?

 

The floor is Hot Lava, how can I make it across?...

The floor is Hot Lava, how can I make it across?...

 

Can't Reeeeaaaach!!!

Can't Reeeeaaaach!!!

 

Things are just more artistic down here.

Things are just more artistic down here.

 

I think I’ve gained some pretty good insights.  I’ll let you know how crazy I get after regressing to childhood over five days of being marooned in my hotel!