Black Friday

November 21st, 2010

 

 

Today, my wife handed me a list. I’m used to this; a list of things I need to pick up from the store, a list of errands to run, a list of things that need fixing around the house.

 

This list, however, inspired a mixture of delight and horror. It was the list of people that we need to buy Christmas presents for. “Hooray!” I thought, “it’s Christmas time.”

 

“Wait a sec…” came my next thought, “Isn’t it November 21st? Thanksgiving hasn’t even come yet!” There should be a law against what I call – “Christmas Creep”.

 

Don’t get me wrong, I looooooove Christmas-time, and I will listen to carols on the radio all season long, but this is getting serious people! As I mentioned in my last post, Thanksgiving is kind of our “thing”. And I don’t want materialistic shopping concerns horning in on my gastronomic festival!

 

Luckily for you, you are only a click away from crossing off every child under 6 from your Christmas or Hanukah shopping list. Orders of three books receive free shipping and now that we have 5 titles to choose from, you won’t have a hard time getting just the right gift for each of your sister’s impossible-to-shop-for triplets!

 

Unfortunately for me all of my family and friends have already bought every single one of our personalized books for every single one of their children… ahem… nudge, nudge.

 

I realize that by hawking our wares before the Thanksgiving cutoff I am only adding to the problem, but the sooner we all realize that MJM Books make the best possible presents and you needn’t look any further, the sooner we can get to what truly matters during the holidays. Eating.

 

Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe

November 19th, 2010

 

Being marooned in Chicago, away from our immediate families, Krista and I have instigated a tradition of hosting our own Thanksgiving dinner and filling our table with good friends.  We have claimed Thanksgiving as “ours” and have hosted every year since arriving in Chicago.  What has allowed us to lay claim to the prestigious title of “Thanksgiving Hosts for Life” is our turkey, which has literally converted a vegetarian into a carnivore (I’m looking at you, B). 

 

At the risk of losing our claim to being the couple with the best turkey in the land, I feel compelled to share our recipe (stolen without remorse from the tv show Good Eats) and inspire your friends and family to tell tales of this Thanksgiving for years to come:

 

RECIPE  INGREDIENTS

 

1 (14-16 lb) turkey
Canola Oil

 

For Brine:

 

  • 1 cup kosher salt
  • ½ cup light brown sugar
  • 1 gallon vegetable stock
  • 1 tbsp black peppercorn
  • ½ tbsp allspice berries
  • ½ tbsp candied ginger
  • 1 gallon iced water

 

For Aromatics:

 

  • 1 red apple, sliced
  • ½ onion, sliced
  • 1 cinnamon stick
  • 1 cup water
  • 4 sprigs rosemary
  • 6 leaves sage

 

Recipe Instructions

 

  1. Combine all brine ingredients, except ice water, in a stock pot and bring to a boil.  Remove from heat, cool to room temp & refrigerate until chilled.
  2. Early on the day of cooking (or like we do, late the night before), combine the brine and ice water in a 5 gallon bucket.  Place thawed turkey breast side down in brine, cover, and refrigerate for 6 hours.  Turn turkey over once, half way through brining.
  3. A few minutes before roasting, heat oven to 500 degrees F.  Combine the apple, onion, cinnamon stick, and cup of water in a microwave safe dish & microwave on high for 5 minutes.
  4. Remove bird from brine and rinse inside and out with cold water.  Discard brine.
  5. Place bird on roasting rack inside wide, low pan and pat dry with paper towels.  Stuff aromatics w/ rosemary & sage inside bird.  Tuck back wings & coat whole bird liberally w/canola oil.
  6. Roast on lowest level of the oven at 500 degrees F for 30 minutes.  Remove from oven and cover breast w/a double layer of aluminum foil.  Reduce temp to 350 degrees F.  Cook until thermometer reads 161 degrees F.  A 14-16 lb turkey should take 2-2.5 hours.
  7. Let turkey rest, loosely covered for 15 minutes before carving.

 

A few tips:

 

Label your bucket.  Now that you have a Turkey Bucket, make sure nothing else goes inside!  You don’t want next year’s turkey to taste like Mr. Clean from the time you used the bucket to wash the car.

 

Be Resourceful.  If you don’t have room in your refrigerator, maybe it’s cold enough outside!  This is a little risky, but if you are sure of the forecast and can cover the bucket securely from critters, you can go “au natural” and use Mother Nature’s refrigerator.  Krista and I did this one year and put the bucket, brine and turkey in a large cardboard box on our front porch.  It made me feel very rustic and resourceful.

 

Make a test chicken!  Not only will you perfect your technique, but you’ll have a great recipe for any time of the year.  Whole chickens are a much cheaper per pound than other meats and you’ll look like Gordon Ramsey to your family.

 

Lullaby

October 3rd, 2010

 

Soon after we brought home our new baby, I found myself in a rocking chair with a fussy daughter and the realization that I didn’t know any lullabies. That is, except for the famous one by Brahms: Ya da da… ya da daaa… go to sleeeeeep liiiiiiittle baby… ya da daaa…. Ya da daaa…

 

I am a classically trained singer. I sing in four languages and memorize hours of music at a time and I was stumped to find one single lullaby. So I opened my mouth and sang the first words that came to my head:

 

A man walks down the street,
He says, Why am I soft in the middle now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard!

 

If you’ll be my bodyguard,
I can be your long lost pal!
I can call you Betty,
And Betty, when you call me,
You can call me Al!

 

 

Here’s my point: Sing to your children. They don’t know you are making up the words. They don’t know if you’re off key. They don’t know that the song is wildly inappropriate as a lullaby. They just know that you love them, and are comforted by your crooning. There isn’t a baby alive that will tell you that you are a terrible singer, so go ahead and do it.

 

My father never, EVER, sings along to the radio, but he sang to me. It was always the same song, always improvised on the spot, and always the same words: Oh, Jeffrey boy, oh, my Jeffrey Jeffrey boy… etc… I love that song.

 

We’re Back!

July 29th, 2010

 

After a brief reorganizational hiatus, we’re back and better than ever!  We’ve added a new component to our publishing company: Full Color Flyer and Promotional Printing!

 

We figured, if we already have a fantastic machine that we trust to reproduce our artists’ work in great color and detail, why couldn’t it do other stuff too?!!!

 

Those of you who have held our customizable kids books in your hands know how awesome those full color pages look (unless you got the coloring book, in which case I’m sure the crayon is even better!).  To have Kinkos print a fully saturated page like that, it would cost you $.49 per page!   If you’re distributing hundreds of flyers door to door, that can add up quick.   MJM Books can cut that price by more than half.

 

We’re on the lookout for anyone we can save bundles of money.  If you know of anyone who likes quality and loves money, tell them to CLICK HERE.

 

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We’re excited to be back online and hope that our new printing service will help us grow even faster and keep adding new titles to our expanding collection of heartwarming and unique keepsake children’s books.  Check out our new Short Run Printing Store to see how much you could be saving!!!

 

Flight of the Lawnchair Man

June 17th, 2010

 

I just returned from an engagement with Cedar Rapids Opera Theatre, playing Leonardo DaVinci in their production of “Flight of the Lawnchair Man”. It was a great time spent with a really fun cast and the end result was well appreciated by the Cedar Rapidians. For them, it was a celebration of hometown composer Rob Nassif and writer Peter Ullian.

 

 

For the cast, it was a energetic, silly show about a guy who hasn’t made much of his life and decides to tie a bunch of balloons to a lawnchair and fly away. If you’re saying to yourself, “So it’s like that Pixar movie UP”, you’re not the only one to make that connection, but Rob Nassif will be the first to tell you that Lawnchair Man was written first!

 

 

Nassif, however, didn’t create his ballooner from scratch either. Larry Walters, or “Lawnchair Larry” made his helium powered flight in 1982. When asked by a reporter why he did it, he replied, “A man can’t just sit around.” In my opinion, it would have been much funnier if there were a question mark at the end, making it a rhetorical question.

 

Nassif added his own “why” at the close of the musical: “Why do we explore the air? Because it isn’t there!”

 

I knew I had heard that somewhere before too…

 

 

Which brings me to my point.  We can’t all be the first or only ones to do something like fly a lawnchair, write a story about balloon flight, or make customizable children’s books, but we can put our personal stamp on those themes and make them ours. This is the genius behind memes like Downfall, where the original spawns thousands of offshoots, each different from the next. 

 

 

This goes for life and not just art or internet memes.  Being original isn’t about being the first or the only, it’s about being uniquely YOU.