Fool Those Kids!!!

February 25th, 2010

 

 

For the longest time, I thought that my father was magic.  He really only had one power, but it was impressive: he could turn off the rain with a snap of his finger!  Another snap, and it turned back on!

 

For some reason, he didn’t use his powers for the greater good, solving droughts and clearing up the weather at my soccer games, he only exercised this amazing power in two second intervals while driving in the rain at night… and going under overpasses…

 

Wait a second…

 

As an adult, you have a distinct intellectual advantage, and it is your right, nay, your DUTY to mystify your children/nephews/granddaughters with your brilliance and superpowers.  MJM Books wants to know: how do you put one over on your little ones? If we all share, we can increase our magical powers faster than a whole year of Hogwarts.

 

Please leave a comment and check out how other parents are fooling their trusting little angels.

 

Tired of Snowmen and Snow Angels?

February 17th, 2010

 

After having spent an hour uncovering my driveway with snow last night, I began to think back to when a heap of snow was a blessing instead of a curse.  That was, of course, when it snowed so much, they cancelled school.  Then it was on with the snow pants, coat, gloves and hat, and off to the sledding hill.   As I grew older, it meant on with the snowboard pants and up to Loveland pass, where the snowboarding was free so long as you didn’t mind the avalanches.

 

If for you, however, snow has lost its novelty, I have a fun project for you that just may remind you of the wonders of frozen sky water.

 

It’s called a quinzee, a safe, inhabitable snow hut, and we’re going to build one!  I’ll show you how.

 

 

When I was a Boy Scout, I made a couple of them; one at Okpik, where we snowshoed up into the mountains without tents and constructed them in pairs; and another at the Winter Jamboree, where nervous scoutmasters wouldn’t let us sleep in it even though it got to below zero in the tents.  Oh, did I mention that these huts are super-duper warm?    Well, relatively.  If it’s zero degrees outside, 32 degrees (the temperature of snow) is pretty darn toasty.

 

Let’s get started!

 

1)      Make a big snow pile.  Pile up the snow as high as you want it, but DO NOT pack it.  It will pack itself as more snow gets piled on.

 

2)      Wait.  Now, we were instructed by our Boy Scout leaders to wait 4 hours (but as I’ve already pointed out, they were the over-cautious type) this quinzee INSTRUCTABLE suggests only 30 minutes.

 

3)      Hollow it out.  An easy way to make sure your walls are uniform is to insert 8 inch, pre-cut sticks or dowels directly into the walls all around.  Then, while you are digging from the center you know to stop when you reach a dowel.

 

Tada!  Your quinzee is finished.  And with all the snow you’ve removed from the interior of the hut, you can make a nice wind wall or awesome snow throne as seen here…

 

 

Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet

February 15th, 2010

Copied Everything From the InternetAs technology continues to improve one thing is certain, the Internet will soon make it’s way into every area of our lives. We bank online, shop online, work online, and even date online.

 

The Internet is growing exponentially. New content pops up every second and, with “high speed” Internet service becoming a staple in most homes, that content is more readily and rapidly available than ever before.

 

While this is great news it also comes with a few caveats… for every kid friendly page we see on the internet there are probably a hundred pages most parents would rather their kids never find.

 

It’s no secret; kids are curious. If you put a group of adolescent boys alone in a room with a computer it won’t take too terribly long before a Google search for the word “boobies” is entered.  So what can parents do to keep their kids from viewing content that is not age appropriate?  Parent’s can’t watch and monitor their kids every second of the day.  Parents need an “always on” solution that will help filter the content their kids see.  Fortunately there is a solution to this, and best of all it’s free.

 

OpenDNS is a free service that acts as an “always on” content filtering system. With OpenDNS you set up a free account and then configure the type of content you’d like to allow or disallow.  You can filter by category or even specific web pages (ladies you can even keep your husband off those “questionable” sites… but don’t say we mentioned it!).

 

On a very basic level here’s how it works…. Computers use a DNS server to change a name to a numeric value. So when you open up the web page yahoo.com a DNS server translates “yahoo.com” to its numeric IP address (or 209.191.93.53).  Since yahoo.com is a heck of a lot easier to remember than 209.191.93.53 these DNS servers are pretty handy things to have.

 

All Internet service providers (ie.. Cox, Qwest, Charter, Comcast to name a few) also provide DNS servers for their customers to use.  Basically when you use OpenDNS you simply use their DNS servers instead of the ones given to you by your ISP.

 

So if you have concerns about where or what your kids are looking at on the web check out OpenDNS.

Video Games are not the Enemy!

January 20th, 2010

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Many parents are alarmed at the amount of time their kids spend mashing buttons on their X-Box or Playstation controllers.   They worry that, instead of being enriched and ennobled by the wonders of literature, their developing brains are being turned into ooze by these hypnotic machines.

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It may come as a small surprise, but all three of us at MJM Books enjoy a video game now and then.  In fact, World of Warcraft has given us a place where, despite our geographic separation, we can all “hang out” together… killing bandits and ogres.

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So what are we as publishers to think?  Aren’t video games the enemy of higher thought?  A place were we go to spend mindless and fruitless hours?  Shouldn’t kids be reading instead?

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It may surprise you that the choice isn’t either/or.   In fact, our books are based on the same principle as many video games: immersive, interactive adventure.  Video games (and our customizable kids’ books) place you directly in the story, making you the protagonist.  Often, the games involve an epic story that… wait for it… you read over the course many hours of playing.   The examples of this are everywhere from Zelda to Paper Mario to World of Warcraft.

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Even if there isn’t an epic story to read, there are often many on-screen instructions to be read during the course of a game (which buttons to press to move around or instructions about the goal of the game), and even more still if you pick up a game guide (a magazine that tells you how to access all the hidden secrets in the game).

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Some games have more emphasis on story and incorporate more reading than others so if you’re worried about junior’s lack of reading, consider the middle road and get him a game that will secretly and seamlessly fuse reading and zombie evading.

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You’re lucky, games nowadays focus more on story than ever before.  Remember “Pong”?  No story whatsoever.  Interestingly, this may be changing…  I just discovered a new version of Tetris that is First Person…  Instead of explaining, I will simply direct you to this awesome site.

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Game on!

Aid to Haiti

January 20th, 2010

 

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If you’re like us, your heart is breaking at the suffering and devastation in Haiti caused by the massive earthquake.  That’s why from now until the end of February, MJM Books will donate $1 from every book sold directly to the Red Cross’s Haiti Relief and Development fund.

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To be clear, if you REALLY want to do the most good with your $15.95, you should go directly to the above link and donate it all, or Text “HAITI” to 90999 to send $10 to the Red Cross Earthquake Relief.   After we’ve all done that, if you had been thinking about buying a child in your life one of our special books, you can know that you’ll be helping just a little more.

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For more information about donating to Haiti, avoiding donation scams, and why money is more important than canned goods, go here.